thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

podkins:

Crochet Heart with chart pattern found via the Spanish blog Anabelia.

musingsofamediochrepianist:

Crochet butterfly? Why not!

musingsofamediochrepianist:

Crochet butterfly? Why not!

Friendly reminder:

brainflossandmindfrills:

Don’t leave your hooks under your work on your couch.
Don’t leave your hooks stuck in a yarn ball on your couch.
Don’t leave your hooks on your couch.

I may have had a close call today…

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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I almost missed #nationalsiblingday I have the 9 MOST amazing siblings in the whole world! There are a lot of us but we sure love each other:) I don’t know what my life would have been like without growing up with all these weirdos!

I almost missed #nationalsiblingday I have the 9 MOST amazing siblings in the whole world! There are a lot of us but we sure love each other:) I don’t know what my life would have been like without growing up with all these weirdos!

#tired #rainy #ugh

#tired #rainy #ugh

THE LAST ONE.

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

danglingthpider:

gwingle:

crateshya:

crateshya:

astrotastic:

cloysterbell:

Dear tumblr,

You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

You’re welcome.

oh my GOD

PARDON ME BUT THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE FUCKING PARTS OF WHOSE LINE OMG

/SLAPS THIS ON BLOG AND TAGS REFERENCE FOR GOOD LAUGHS

GUESS WHO JUST DIED WATCHING THROUGH THE FIRST

YOU WANT THIS SHIT

REBLOGGING SO I CAN FIND LATER OMG YES!