I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
Crochet butterfly? Why not!
Don’t leave your hooks under your work on your couch.
Don’t leave your hooks stuck in a yarn ball on your couch.
Don’t leave your hooks on your couch.
I may have had a close call today…
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
I almost missed #nationalsiblingday I have the 9 MOST amazing siblings in the whole world! There are a lot of us but we sure love each other:) I don’t know what my life would have been like without growing up with all these weirdos!
Like people, dogs can get up to no good. They dig stuff, eat things, and generally like to “change the appearance” of things. Plus their farts stink! But maybe they’re just very creative and don’t like the state of how things are? They are pioneers? Wanting to teach us something? Who really knows. Whatever the […]
THE LAST ONE.
She warned him.
You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.
oh my GOD
PARDON ME BUT THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE FUCKING PARTS OF WHOSE LINE OMG
/SLAPS THIS ON BLOG AND TAGS REFERENCE FOR GOOD LAUGHS
GUESS WHO JUST DIED WATCHING THROUGH THE FIRST
YOU WANT THIS SHIT
REBLOGGING SO I CAN FIND LATER OMG YES!