He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
this is actually really intense wow
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]
Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows
our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
your desks are huge and sturdy and your seats have armrests and cushions what type of magnificent learning facility do you attend to holy—
is that a painting of a pink sheep on the wall what
i enjoy the fact that we’ve collectively ignored the skeleton just chilling and instead we comment on the decorating
Is that carpet….
Carpet that matches the cushions!
what the fuck kind of school is that omfg we don’t even have enough chairs for all the students half the time
Things to know for no reason.
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?
the world wars were white
remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad