It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
My mind is a lot like this blog. Hard to explain, doesn't make much sense, but overall pretty funny. People give me a crazy look when I try to be funny but crack up when I'm actually serious. It's just part of being me. I'm Backwards. (: