lets-pretend-im-magic-natalie:

psychoticfears:

panerabreed:

gaybabyholmes:

interquast:

gnumblr:

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pintsofwhiskeyandouterspace:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your β€˜freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

My feels exactly.

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

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i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

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i will not rest until this gets a million notes

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Come on best friend!! hiilikedragons

Come on best friend!! hiilikedragons

This is my hiilikedragons won’t come out drinking with me cause she’s out making a difference in kids lives and …stuff face :(

This is my hiilikedragons won’t come out drinking with me cause she’s out making a difference in kids lives and …stuff face :(

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse


I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s aΒ hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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