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michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

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mostlycatsmostly:

Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.

Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.

Reblogged from derpycats
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setiaprenn:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

let’s reblog this till ellen sees this and puts it on her fucking show

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Was this real?!

Reblogged from seagull buster
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frankoceanfanclub:

bile7:

Me

Literally me

Me. And I’m a math teacher

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kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

Reblogged from Dragon Rider
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mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

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littlemusicalwitch:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

I WANT 12

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2000ish:

Iconic

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pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

image

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult